AP Tests: What to do When You Have Extra Time

Checked all your answers, done with the entire test but still have extra time? Consider the following (I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR LOWER SCORES):

1. Write "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" in the middle of an essay. Then cross it out just enough so it's still visible.
2. Draw random stuff...people, places, things.
3. Calc: make a noose complete with hanging person out of an integral
   
4. Tape money inside your booklet and write, "Got change for a 5?"
5. US History: write crazy revisionist stuff. Claim that Mormons view ejaculation as a sin or something (no offense intended, Mormons!)
   
6. If you're taking AP Spanish, write "Hay una fiesta en mis pantalones" (There is a party in my pants)
7. Write a letter to the College Board and complain about the wasted, extra time. Then tell them to shorten the exam for next year.
8. Put "r u ready fur me, Harvard?!" at the end of your essay
9. write curses in a foreign language
10. diss Scientology (I know someone who got a 5 for doing this on English Language!)
    
11. draw crude stick figures making out
12. sketch male/female genitalia (not recommended)
13. quote soundbites from [insert favorite popular TV show here]
14. write "I'm the juggernaut, BITCH!"
15. For AP Computer Sci: draw pictures in ASCII
16. For all foreign language tests: make animal noises for the oral
17. Bio: write "I wish I could be helicase so I could unzip your jeans"
18. diss the College Board
19. trace your hand
20. draw a lolcat